👶 Who TF is Mr. President Pipi?
He's a baby. He's a boss. He's got a pacifier of gold and policies made of memes. He doesn't walk, he waddles—into your wallet. 👑🍼💰
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📈 Roadmap to Nowhere
Q1
Cry a little 😭
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Q2
Take over daycare 🏫
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Q3
Launch scepter NFTs nobody asked for 🎭
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Q4
Poop, pump, and moon 🚀
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💩 Tokenomics
69%
Airdropped to random babies 👶
20%
Reserved for banana milk research 🍌🥛
10%
Hidden in diaper 👶💩
1%
For mommy 👩👶
🇺🇸 Community: Join the Diaper Force
"Only those brave enough to smell the truth deserve to hold PIPI." 👃💨
🚨 Security? We use BabyLocks™
"Your funds are as safe as a baby in bubble wrap." 🫧👶🫧
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*Not financial advice. This is a baby with a diaper full of dreams.*